im not dead yet because im no ones favorite character

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jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

(via tea-and-scones-for-two)

quiffmafia:

if i was dating Justin Bieber we would have

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via jbieberslays)